Session 5r

(Drow Voice) “Yes, Yes Grow Weary! “
(Orc voice) “Do I hear… do I do I.. zug zug.. ooo zug zug.”
Well.. there is that. The Rogue and the Bard do a little bootie boogie. Yup… she is as hot as I remember. It’s really too bad her standards are well.. Ok she has some standards. <grin> As the entertainment slows down.. (I forgot how short minutes can actually be…) man.. Now how am I going to whac… um yea.. We will skip that and leave them blue…
Shortly after the 2 minute picture show the dang elemental whisks Leera off to somewhere else.. what a waste..
(Halfling voice) … We represent the .. I know there is a tune in there somewhere and a golden.. no yellow brick road…
The Dark Room (part 1)
As the party decides to move forward and I gain ground on my vengeance we come to a dark silent room… Everyone seems to be a bit leery
(Halfling voice) … hah hah you are funny missing leera and now you are leery.. hah hah.. Follow the yellow brick road….
I toss a bullet into the room.. heh checking for traps… Finally after some caution and too much waiting I decide to step into the room. A flash of lights…
(Dark Elf voice) GAAAH! Gaaah! GAAAH! Moron you are going to get us killed. Watch … Ahh. Interesting…
There is a scene of a Blond King next to a Firey Red haired woman. A man kneels in front of them, dark flowing hair down his back. Silence still fills the room.
(Halfling voice) Hey.. Who was that. Who is calling me moron? .. I prefer lollypop kid. <laughter>
However I am slightly annoyed that the short armored party member keeps laughing and making jokes. I eye him cautiously.. I hear his laughter but when I turn he is not speaking..
(Dark Elf Voice) Pause… silence for a moment.. <low>… interesting, we are not alone…
Dark Room (part 2)

In the next room it is very similar to the last. So I am less than cautious and simply walk in expecting to see more silent pictures on the walls that fill in more detail from the story. This room depicts a silent battle, the blond king and red haired woman in a battle. It is a pretty neat scene.
Someone should learn how to use this magic.. I bet they could do more stories like this and sell them to people. Maybe put them on a small box so they can sit and watch the stories unfold…
(Dark Elf voice) You idiot, that will rot your eyes and make you go blind, especially if you sit too close.
(Dark Elf voice) Wait.. those skulls.. they represent
This time Nip interrupts my thoughts.. Merkel that represents Merkel …
(Dark Elf voice) Merkel… perhaps… N’asr, Ahh yes the tale of Ceric the mad. I had heard that story about the prince of lies.
The room with two crypts…
Man.. do I ever have a headache all of a sudden…
(Dark Elf voice) Ahh a room of crypts.. very.. poetic. Prince of lies and diety of the dead and now to the crypt.. how fitting. Foolish rogue.. he will get himself killed, hmm maybe while he had the group distracted it will give you time to free me.. FREE YOUR MIND!
I stumble around slightly and then try the other crypt door. Looks safe enough.. although it does smell rancid.
(Dark Elf voice) GO! Enter the room. Take some of those gems greedy ugly one.
Those rooms must have affected me somehow, I can’t seem to focus and my head is splitting. Perhaps a few of those gems on the floor will buy me some freedom from my troubles. Yes. I think they will.. Unfortunately, as I stepped into the room I am immediately attacked by two undead. One bloated and nasty.. the other what appears to be the antithesis of Mr. goodie goodie…
(Dark Elf voice) Kill them or die it means nothing to me. Either way, I will be free of this prison. I should have killed you rather than coddling you in that prison.
I barely remember the combat.. everything seems to be a blurr.. the next thing I know I am pocketing two rubies from the floor. As the paladin enters the room I vaguely recall picking some from another casket.. and offering them to him..
(Dark Elf voice) What are you doing. Bribing him.. don’t you know he sees right through you.. Give in.. give in to my will, I will show you how to get your vengeance and put party members at your command. It take guile and skill.
Blackness…

Session 5r

Forgotten Realms: Cauldron Ebonblade